Once upon a time, in a land called Sparklewood, there lived a graceful unicorn named Luna. Luna had a shimmering white coat, a rainbow-colored horn, and wings made of stardust. She flew over the enchanted forest every morning, spreading joy and glitter with every flap of her wings.
One day, while flying over a meadow of singing flowers, Luna heard a strange sound:
"Plop!"
She looked down and saw… a small, steaming pile of tatti sitting right in the middle of a magical flower patch.
Luna wrinkled her nose.
“Who dares to drop a tatti in the middle of Sparklewood?” she said, fluttering down to inspect it.
But this was no ordinary tatti.
It sparkled.
It glowed.
It hummed.
Suddenly, it spoke.
“Hello! I’m Tatti the Magical, guardian of forgotten treasures and lost smells!”
Luna jumped back, startled. “You can talk?!”
“Of course,” said Tatti cheerfully. “I may look like poop, but I’m actually a cursed wizard who needs your help.”
Luna blinked. “A cursed wizard… who turned into glowing poop?”
“Long story,” Tatti sighed. “In short, I tried to steal the Sorcerer’s Cake, but it turned out to be enchanted. Now I need a drop of unicorn glitter to break the curse.”
Luna giggled. “Well, you’re lucky I’m full of glitter.”
She dipped her horn and sprinkled a tiny bit of her sparkling glitter onto Tatti.
POOF!
A bright flash lit up the meadow, and where the poop once lay, now stood a tall, slightly embarrassed wizard in a brown robe.
“Thank you!” he exclaimed. “I’m free!”
Luna smiled. “Next time, maybe don’t steal magical desserts.”
“Noted,” he said. “Also… maybe a bath.”
And from that day on, the wizard — formerly known as Magical Tatti — became Luna’s loyal friend. He helped protect Sparklewood from dark forces, while always carrying a reminder: never judge a tatti by its cover.
🦄💩✨ The End.