What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!