Nystagmus = eyes doing the nae-nae 24/7 🕺 Side-to-side, up-down, circles. Not a choice. Not funny 😑
Reality for 1 in 1,000 students:
Textbooks on shake mode 📚📳 Reading = boss level hard
“Pay attention” 🙄 Bro they literally can’t keep eyes still
Sports struggle 🏀 Catching ball when your vision vibrates? Pain.
Plot twist: Doesn’t affect brainpower 🧠 Einstein-level smart people have it. Albert Einstein might’ve had it 👀
GoSharpener Move: Be human > be topper 💯 Share notes 📝 Don’t mimic eyes 🙅♂️ Ask “how can I help?”
To wobbly-eye gang: You’re not broken, you’re limited edition 💎 #YouAreNotAlone
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